Post-adolescent children SHOULD NOT DRIVE CARS. There, we said it.
Posts tagged Video
Walker Texas Ranger Tells It Like It Is
If anyone was going to tell me about that, I’d want it to be Walker.
Mickey Mouse Can Bust It
Here comes a new challenger! Mickey Mouse agrees to a breakdance dance-off in the magical world of Disney.
The Toy Inspired By Pornography
There’s so much wrong with this that we don’t know where to start. Oozinator, indeed.
Best Rap Battle EVER OF ALL TIME
Eli Porter is something of a legend in the high school rap circuit. Stay tuned all the way through and you’ll find out why. He’s the best maaayyne, he did it. Learn more about Eli Porter’s infamous rap battle here.
Star Crossed Lovers
Why can’t more ads be like this? It’s a fantastic tale with an epic story arc, spun to completion in less than sixty seconds! I laughed, I cried, I checked my ceiling panels for potentially lethal failings.
President Obama Is Dead
That’s… not the kind of mistake one should make. Osama Bin Laden is dead. Not the president. We repeat: The president is alive and well, much to these people’s dismay.
Riding Dirty
Held together by duct tape and a prayer, this abominable vehicle continues its cursed road trip, wishing only for death.
