Nothing better conveys the reality that you’ve given up on your dreams. Well, maybe owning a Ford Taurus. But I digress. Don’t even lie, though – you have a closet of just these things in a wide array of colors. It’s okay.
Posts tagged Fashion
It’s A Beanie With A Beard
FASHION Just in time for winter, it’s the Beardo beard hat. Knitted with 100% acrylic yarn, the Beardo will protect your sensitive baby face from the cold while projecting a rough-and-tumble lumberjack appearance.
The Upper Echelon Of Sexy Fashion
FASHION Slenderized exactly where you want. The words “Clown crotch” come to mind.
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