TELEVISION Whenever Lorne shows up at his desk in an SNL skit, it’s a safe bet that you’re about to see some ridiculous Laser Cattery. The latest edition in this time-honored series takes the saga to a whole new musical level.
ANIMALS Everyone has a story about “that monkey at the zoo that one time”. This won’t be the last monkey that spreads its ass in someone’s face, count on it.
CELEBRITIES Time sure flies, doesn’t it? It seems like it was only yesterday that we were watching adorable little Emma Watson portray the wizard girl Hermione in Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone, and now she’s all grown up into a fine young… goblin king? Wait, what the fuck? Whatever, we’re still turned on.
VIDEOS Had enough of “Friday” yet? We haven’t. We never will. Not as long as people continue to ridicule it as skillfully as this. This dub will having you rolling on the floor, laughing certain parts of your body off. And it even has a happy ending.
RELIGION Jesus is better to some than others, apparently. If you’ve never had the chance to witness a good ol’ divine finger-banging, then bless your lucky stars, you came to the right place.
MUSIC It’s been at least two Fridays since the song “Friday” burst onto the scene, and still it refuses to be forgotten. Watch as Stephen Colbert exercises the ol’ pipes in this moving rendition of Rebecca Black’s opus.