ANIMALS Everyone has a story about “that monkey at the zoo that one time”. This won’t be the last monkey that spreads its ass in someone’s face, count on it.
The Evolution Of Emma Watson
CELEBRITIES Time sure flies, doesn’t it? It seems like it was only yesterday that we were watching adorable little Emma Watson portray the wizard girl Hermione in Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone, and now she’s all grown up into a fine young… goblin king? Wait, what the fuck? Whatever, we’re still turned on.
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My Hand Is A Dolphin
VIDEOS Had enough of “Friday” yet? We haven’t. We never will. Not as long as people continue to ridicule it as skillfully as this. This dub will having you rolling on the floor, laughing certain parts of your body off. And it even has a happy ending.
The Lord’s Ways Are Mysterious, If Lacking In Subtlety
RELIGION Jesus is better to some than others, apparently. If you’ve never had the chance to witness a good ol’ divine finger-banging, then bless your lucky stars, you came to the right place.
Stephen Colbert Nails It, Performs “Friday” On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
MUSIC It’s been at least two Fridays since the song “Friday” burst onto the scene, and still it refuses to be forgotten. Watch as Stephen Colbert exercises the ol’ pipes in this moving rendition of Rebecca Black’s opus.










