Quirkins http://www.quirkins.com Seriously not serious Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:29:17 +0000 en hourly 1 Kidspiration http://www.quirkins.com/2013/04/11/inception-kid-speech-youtube/ http://www.quirkins.com/2013/04/11/inception-kid-speech-youtube/#comments Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:29:17 +0000 Quirkmaster B http://www.quirkins.com/?p=8047

Holy shit I feel like I can fly now. Thanks kid. And the world held their thumbs up in unison.

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Still only slightly worse than grapefruit.

]]> http://www.quirkins.com/2013/04/11/rapefruit/feed/ 0 Farting In The Mothafuckin Hood http://www.quirkins.com/2013/02/14/farting-in-the-mothafuckin-hood/ http://www.quirkins.com/2013/02/14/farting-in-the-mothafuckin-hood/#comments Thu, 14 Feb 2013 16:58:54 +0000 Quirkmaster B http://www.quirkins.com/?p=8038

Mothafucka gonna get a mothafuckin cap in his ass. It’s the only way to stop the farts from coming out.

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Okay, technically not an iguana. It’s a bearded dragon. But let’s pretend.

[r/trees]

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All great game shows start this way.

]]> http://www.quirkins.com/2013/01/25/game-show-awkward-moment-youtube/feed/ 0 Why Is This So Perfect? http://www.quirkins.com/2013/01/24/whoopi-goldberg-cables/ http://www.quirkins.com/2013/01/24/whoopi-goldberg-cables/#comments Thu, 24 Jan 2013 13:36:47 +0000 Quirkmaster B http://www.quirkins.com/?p=8024

per·fect

/ˈpərfikt/

Adjective
Having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

[criminallyincompetent]

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[pbfcomics]

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Why is there no professional league for this!?

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That’s cute. One day, the cat will kill the dog while playing, and it will be sad.

[reddit]

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Amir demonstrates how the toilet seat cover dispenser works then discreetly declares his intent to poop.

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