Taking advantage of man’s irresistible urge to blast things with piss. Well played.

[failblog]

There is painstaking detail in the nether regions.

[reddit]

Those aren’t the sounds of laughter you’re hearing. No, those are the clarion shrieks of unbridled trauma. Hey dad, when you’re done filming these chickens ruining your son’s life, we’re going to need a fresh pair of underwear over here.

You could totally troll the world with this shirt.

[fuckyeahalbequerque]

President Barack Obama demonstrates his gift of the gilded tongue, tactfully describing the details leading to Bin Laden’s demise. I can totally hear him saying “You’re going to die so hard right now“.

[reddit]

From Natalie Portman rapping to Dick in a Box to Laser Cats, this is a fitting homage to the many goofy skits that have bore the “Digital Short” emblem over the years. Noticeably absent for this particular lover of Digital Shorts is Lazy Sunday and, my personal favorite, Roy Rules. Ah well, it’s still funny as hell.

As seen on Saturday Night Live.

Okay, it all makes sense now.

Making somewhat less sense is that the renowned painting of The Scream recently auctioned off for $119,922,500 USD – the highest price of any painting ever sold at auction.

[9gag]

Chew with reckless abandon, young ones.

[reddit]

During that moment of hesitation, you can really see Zack’s heart fill with terror. Also occurring but impossible to see are his pants filling with shit.